A Tiny Monstrosity! Best 25 Birthday Jokes for Kids

This collection of birthday jokes for kids will come in handy!

Birthday joke for kids.

A child’s birthday is the highlight of their whole year, maybe even more so than Christmas for some kids! Everyone wants to wish the children in their lives a happy birthday when it comes around, but nobody wants their birthday greeting to sound boring or generic.

This is especially true on social media, where several friends complimenting someone on their special day can easily turn into an army of birthday comments that look like exact copies of each other. Sending a birthday card in the mail or an e-card might be fun, but it can also be hard to think of something to write that will both grab the child’s attention and make them feel special.

One way to stand out is by using a dose of humor. You can use humor whether you’re giving someone your best wishes online, by mail, or in person. This collection of jokes will help you find the perfect way to help a child feel loved on their special day and make them laugh at the same time!

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Birthday Jokes for Kids

These jokes will add plenty of laughs and smiles to any child’s special day.

Q. What kind of birthday treat do balloons like the most?
A. A root beer float!

Do you know what birthday cakes and dressing for winter have in common? Either way, it’s better with lots of layers!

Q. What type of party music should you avoid if you have balloons?
A. Pop music!

Teacher: Why did you eat your homework?
Boy: Because you said it would be a piece of cake!

Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut invite all his friends to his birthday party?
A. There wasn’t enough space!

Birthday joke for kids.
Q Why couldnt the astronaut invite all his friends to his birthday party<br>A There wasnt enough space

Q. What kind of cake is best for the littlest birthday kids?
A. Shortcake!

  • Q. Why does every kid want to invite Mr. Owl to their party?
    A. Because he is a hoot!

Dad: We’ll use eight candles on your cake because you are turning eight.
Boy: Should we call the fire department before we light all the candles we’ll need for your birthday, Dad?

  • Q. What is a monster’s favorite part of a birthday celebration?
    A. I scream (ice cream)!
Birthday jokes for kids.
<br>Q What is a monsters favorite part of a birthday celebration<br>A I scream ice cream

Q. What’s the only kind of cake left when you’re the last one to arrive at the party?
A. Choco-late cake!

  • Boy: Do I look any different with my birthday hat on?
    Girl: You’ve got a point!

Q. What’s the hardest kind of cake to chew?
A. Marble cake!

  • Boy: Mom, why did you get me a bottle of bathroom cleaner as a present?
    Mom: I thought you wanted a “supplies” party!

Q. What did the cow want for her birthday?
A. A trip to the moo-vies!

  • Girl: My mom said I can invite the whole class to my party.
    Teacher: Well, doesn’t that just take the cake!
    Girl: Nevermind! Maybe I shouldn’t invite them after all!

Q. What did the fish say to the birthday girl?
A. I hope your party goes swimmingly!

  • Do you know what birthday cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter!

Q. Why did the boy toss his cake across the room?
A. Because he wanted to “throw” a party!

  • Q. What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?
    A. Aye matey (I’m eighty)!

Patient: I get heartburn every time I eat cake. Can you help me?
Doctor: Of course. Just take the candles off next time!

  • Q. What did the snowman want on his cake?
    A. Extra frosting!

Did you know that birthdays are good for your health? People who have the most birthdays live the longest!

  • Q. What is a golfer’s favorite age to celebrate?
    A. Fore (four)!

“Thanks for the lemon cake,” Tom said tartly.

  • Q. How do you make a candle happy?
    A. Blow it out, it will be delighted!

Q. What’s a mouse’s favorite kind of cake?
A. Cheesecake!

  • Q. How would you get a surprise party together for a friend if you were an astronaut?
    A. You’d planet (plan it).

Q. What should you say to a bird if you know her birthday is coming up?
A. Flappy birthday!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fleas who?
“Fleas” (feliz) cumpleaños!

Knock, Knock Birthday Jokes for kids

Kids will love to laugh at the unexpected twists in each of these party-themed knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grape who?
Grape day to celebrate you!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Stan who?
    Stan back so I can hit the piñata!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water who?
Water you waiting for… Let’s get out the ice cream!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in so we can sing “Happy Birthday” to you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin time for your party!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Happy birthday 2.
    Happy birthday 2 who?
    Happy birthday 2 YOU, silly!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I came to your party?

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Shell who?
    Shell-ebrating your special day!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup who?

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Burt who?
    Burtday wishes for you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barry who?
Barry best wishes on your birthday!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wendy who?
    Wendy rest of the guests arrive, we’ll have a great time!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken who?
Ken I come in and eat some cake?

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Freeze who?
    Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ben who?
    Ben waiting out here a long time. I’m hungry for some cake!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
France who?
“France” and family want to send you our best wishes!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A cent.
    A cent who?
    A cent you a card, but now I decided to come here! Let’s celebrate.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mark who?
Mark your calendar so you can come to my birthday party!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Earl who?
    Earl-y for the party because I couldn’t wait to see you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broth who?
Broth you a present you’ll like a lot!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bacon who?
    Bacon you your favorite cake!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Izzy who?
Izzy turning ten this year? I forgot!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sadie who?
    Sadie magic word and you can have more ice cream!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lennie who?
Lennie see what you got for your birthday!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bess who?
    Bess wishes on your special day!

Funny Happy Birthday lyrics for kids

Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
You smell like one too

Funny Happy Birthday Video

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