The main purpose of this song is to tease and playfully embarrass the persons named in it, especially when there is a public display of affection.
“The K-i-s-s-i-n-g Song” lyrics
(Girl’s name) and (boy’s name) sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G! (spell it out)
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes baby in the baby carriage,
Sucking his thumb,
Wetting his pants,
Doing the hula, hula dance!
Here’s a cynical yet funny video version of the song by ExplosmEntertainment.
(NOTE: Parental discretion advised.)
To download a printable lyrics PDF file, click here: The Kissing Song Lyrics.