K-I-S-S-I-N-G is a popular schoolyard rhyme / playground song that is sung in the USA and in UK.
The main purpose of this song is to tease and playfully embarrass the persons named in it, especially when there is a public display of affection.
Printable Lyrics PDF
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(Girl’s name) and (boy’s name) sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G! (spell it out)
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes baby in the baby carriage,
Sucking his thumb,
Wetting his pants,
Doing the hula, hula dance!
Here’s a cynical yet funny video version of the song by ExplosmEntertainment.
(NOTE: Parental discretion advised.)
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