Best 44 Spooky and Funny Halloween Quotes for Kids

Halloween Quotes for kids.

Halloween means a lot to kids and the last day of October is a date to look forward to. Whether they are going to listen to their favorite Halloween songs or participate in the festivities, children are always excited when they dress up in weird and spooky costumes, and perhaps find a chance to embrace something frightening without being so scared.

Either way, this collection of Halloween quotes for kids is perfect for sharing with friends or as inspiration for any kind of decor for the party at your haunted house. Treat or trick?

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Short Halloween Quotes for Kids

  • I had the most terrible vision. Sally
  • But it seems wrong to me. Very wrong. Sally
  • This is Halloween, everybody make a scene! Ghosts
  • I am the ‘who’ when you call, ‘Who’s there?’ Ghoul
  • I tromped through the pumpkin patch. Mr. Hyde
  • What’s this? What’s this? Jack Skellington
  • Well, well, well. What have we here? Oogie Boogie
  • Curiosity killed the cat, you know. Dr. Finklestein
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This is Halloween, everybody make a scene! Ghosts
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Curiosity killed the cat, you know. Dr. Finklestein

Funny Halloween Quotes for Kids

  • Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it! Jack Skellington
  • Did anyone think to dredge the lake? The Mayor
  • Why does nothing ever turn out like it should? Jack Skellington
  • Nothing’s more suspicious than frog’s breath! Dr. Finkelstein
  • Life’s no fun without a good scare. Kids
  • She’s the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum! Santa Claus
  • The monsters are all missing and the nightmares can’t be found and in their place. There seems to be a good feeling all around. Jack Skellington
  • That’s twice this month you’ve slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off. Dr. Finkelstein
  • Since I am dead I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations. Jack Skellington
  • Jack, please, I’m only an elected official here. I can’t make decisions by myself! The Mayor
  • Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones, that calls out for something unknown. Jack Skellington
  • I might just spit a seam now if I don’t die laughing first! Oogie Boogie
  • Jack! But they said you were dead. You must be double dead! Oogie Boogie
  • My skull’s so full, it’s tearing me apart. Jack Skellington
  • Won’t they be impressed? I am a genius! See how I transform this old rat into a most delightful hat. Demon
  • I’m a master of fright, and a demon of light, and I’ll scare you right out of your pants. Jack Skellington
  • You know, I think this Christmas thing is not as tricky as it seems! But why should they have all the fun? It should belong to anyone! Not anyone, in fact, but me! Why, I could make a Christmas tree! And there’s not a reason I can find, I couldn’t have a Christmastime! I bet I could improve it, too! And that’s exactly what I’ll do! Jack Skellington
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I tromped through the pumpkin patch. Mr. Hyde

Cute Halloween Quotes for Kids

  • Leave that no-account Oogie Boogie out of this! Jack Skellington
  • There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween! The Mayor
  • And I just can’t wait until next Halloween ‘cause I’ve got some new ideas that will really make them scream. And by God, I’m really gonna give it all my might! Jack Skellington
  • Come with us and you will see, this, our town of Halloween! Shadows
  • This is Halloween, this is Halloween! Pumpkins scream in the dead of night! Pumpkins
  • I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright. Oogie Boogie
  • There are children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads, they’re busy building toys and absolutely no one’s dead. Jack Skellington
  • My dearest friend, if you don’t mind, I’d like to join you by your side, where we can gaze into the stars. Jack Skellington
  • I sense there’s something in the wind, that feels like tragedy’s at hand. And though I’d like to stand by him, can’t shake this feeling that we have. The worst is just around the bend, and does he notice my feelings for him? And will he see how much he means to me? I think it’s not to be. Sally
  • You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’! I can’t believe my ears! Would someone shut this fella up? I’m drowning in my tears! Oogie Boogie
  • What a joy to think of all we’ll have in common. We’ll have conversations worth having. Sally
  • The sound of rolling dice to me is music in the air, ’cause I’m a gambling Boogie Man, although I don’t play fair! Oogie Boogie
  • Jack said we should work together. Three of a kind. Birds of a feather. Now and forever! Lock, Stock and Barrel
  • I’m gonna do the best I can! Oogie Boogie
  • If they only understood, he’d give it all up, if he only could. Jack Skellington
  • No animal nor man can scream like I can, with the fury of my recitations! Jack Skellington
  • I really tasted something swell, that’s right. And, for a moment, why, I even touched the sky and at least I left some stories they can tell. Jack Skellington
  • And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky! Jack Skellington
  • Naughty children never get any presents! Santa Claus
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Life’s no fun without a good scare. Kids

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